and so the hunty becomes the hunted....

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

You Better Give Me One Of Them Fuckin Treats & Quit Playin With Me Right Now Bitch.

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

raccoons and their… little hands

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

“where are we going today miss frizzle?”

were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(Source)

“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

WERK IT

OK idea:

message me what country you’re from and your 3 favorite things about living there

why do i bother