this season is gold

Okay but this is for real how California managed to get relatively strict gun control laws. Except it was black folks they were worried about--Black Panthers specifically.

The envelope turns into dust right there in Charlize Theron’s hands and they just give it to The Handmaiden? What a welcome twist! This is great!

This is so me it’s not funny.

Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin rehearsing for the Broadway production of the musical “Evita.” (New York) (1979).

I love Mandy’s tee shirt. Donald is my fav’ cartoon.

oh my gosh young Patti 

Okay but I 100% thought this was Adam Pally

oh my god I just found a liquor delivery app

nobody tell the doyles or ken is out of a job

I’m trying to picture the Doyles on a smartphone and the closest I can get is:

*Frank Doyle picks up the receiver of an old-timey telephone* “Hello, Instagram?”

I think they have a while to go yet

“Did you hear, Frank? Instead of using our regular liquor delivery boy, we can order booze over the internet!”

“I’ll confess, Sadie, I’m confused by the concept.”

“Of the internet?”

“No, of ‘instead.’ That implies that we do one and not the other, and only receive half as much booze as we would should we have done both!” 

“That’s a very good point, dear. Shall you do the honors?”

“Of course, darling.” *picks up old-timey phone* “Hello, Instagram?”

Hey I know I’m very late to the party but here’s a thing

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

dont mind if i dont

Innerspace (via cosmicobservist)

same kristen same

I actually teared up at this last night because it was so needed.

self-worth