team dark in: the mac and cheese incident

been watching breaking bad and the tension of unsatisfied white suburban infighting is more nerve wracking than any meth lab shootout

Marisa you live in touhou stupid. Its only girls.

🥺 do they make touhou but for BOYS??

before glass onion: idk like.. do we need sequels for everything? like i’m excited for it but i just don’t see how this’ll work

after glass onion:

STOP SCROLLING

Your life ends in the wasteland.

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

(1) daikon Japanese radish

Quick, have one (1) daikon Japanese radish before it's too late!

my christian friend saw this and now he refuses to engage with any god of war content

when i was a child my dad made up a fake holiday called big sandwich night the weekend after thanksgiving, during which we got the longest bread we could find and built a big sandwich together and then cut it up and ate it. we got really fancy ingredients and each built our own section of sandwich before cutting it. building the sandwich together represents community or teamwork or something. and then we would put our christmas tree up and the holiday season was officially kicked off with big sandwich night.

i grew up believing this was a real holiday that americans everywhere celebrated until when i was like 8 i asked a friend if they were excited for big sandwich night and they were like what the hell are you talking about riley. kind of shattered my worldview. but we still celebrate it and ive spread the tradition to friends and partners.

big sandwiches of years past:

as weve included more people weve started having to graft loaves together to make a sandwich big enough for everyone. but it still communicates the core idea of everyone eating the same sandwich together in fellowship.

Event: Big Sandwich Night

I had a Batman dream last night and in it this was the Batmobile.

2016

FUCK YOU whoever told me there was a morbius meal at mcdonald’s i just embarrassed myself in front of the alt girl cashier with 3 nose piercings

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

Damn me too

tf2