jake the dog   (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

          and

| (• ◡•)|   finn the human

Stop putting this on my dash

Lmaooooo

Follow me on o n l y f a n s :)

A cobra skeleton.

Nasal congestion is so stupid. Your body stops breathing properly as a defense mechanism

Plants:

The human body: OH SHIT! *stops breathing to avoid dying"

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

You have only made her stronger.

That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose. 

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

Ow

Wow

We should fear this guy

ohhh no thank youuu I’ll pass on that cliff thing 

did he just go into the water with shoes on?

he just rolled backwards off a cliff and your only question is why he still has his fucking shoes on

but his shoes will get soaking wet

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

O M G 😂😂😩