The Sydney and Zoe Flock

Archie takes playtime very seriously.

His Fluffiness performs his morning beauty ritual.

Update: Zoe took a bath too

Chicken took a bath

I was making breakfast and Ozzy wanted to go in the bathroom. I put him on the floor. He walked into the bathroom. I continued on making breakfast. He then began screaming because I didn’t follow him in and he couldn’t see me. #lifewithbirds

Thanks, pal. (Yes, those are my toes sticking out of holes on both sides of my slipper.)

Blankets turn out to be surprisingly effective bird distraction devices

Shortly after this was taken I dropped my phone and scared Ozzy, who promptly fell into my bowl of soup before flying around the room

Unsure about the mirror bird

Twinsies

Yum yum, breakfast!

My kind of valentines

Ozzy says the cutest things!

Meet Ozzy. He’s a fluffhead who thinks hands are for mating with.