be good to yourself

I never know what white people mean when they say “hooked up”

earlier:

the Drama

BUT DONT FORGET HIS ORIGINAL OPPA

who will Win? who is next?

My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait ‘till mom finds out, buddy!

jongup’s literally an angel here, too bright *__*

Imagine Kris waking up in a cold sweat after having a high school dream. Everything in it was totally normal and accurate to the time, but his hairstyle was just so regrettable. Kris dumps some whisky in his morning tea to cope with the embarrassment.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

Jurassic Park (1993), dir. Steven Spielberg

a man: *thinks its ok to call me bitch in a playful way* me:

i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965 

do u ever just purposefully not look @ ur bank account because u know u fucked up