Coworker: I hate coffee. I’d rather have an energy drink.
listening to phil collins
I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video
every episode of kitchen nightmares
Ramsey: and the ice, is that made in house? Waiter: no.. frozen Ramsey: fuck me
*lightning strikes in front of me in public*
a girl: that was so scary!!
me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror
Toto’s Africa but with the Donkey Kong Country Soundfont.mid
I listened to this more than once.
cool advice from dark souls
druid taking a walk
me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde
It is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent
bartender, i would like one sippy of beer. thank you.
Old timey wizard in a tower but instead of doing spells and alchemy he crams new and exciting flavors that have no business being on a chip into pringles
Bran Muffin Pringles
at the local wendy's
me: hi can i just get a cheeseburger
geddy lee behind the counter: what you want is not what you need. the the wizard’s curse will make you bleed
me: okay uh, i’ll get a salad then
geddy lee: those leaves of green you shall not kiss, they are coated in the wizard’s piss
me: please geddy i’m so hungry
Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi