reblog this n tag it w how tall u r im curious

ah okay, that guy

me: 

you:

You typed everything properly

blurry candids of your best friends laughing 

Fuck that whole “they took 20 minutes to text back so I’ll take 30” bullshit. If I’m interested in you, you can have all of my attention whenever I’m free. You’re busy, das cool.. Do ya thing, and I’ll be here when you’re free again

my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.

LG🐝T

holy shit

when a character you hate dies

@ straight girls: are u sure

Remember that time someone did a female cover of Drops of Jupiter without changing the pronouns and it turned into a girl/girl love song?

overheard on the bus

Boy:*reading from phone* I heard 1 in 4 people are gay. That means at least one person in my friendship group is gay. I hope it’s Michael, because Michael’s cute.

i find that dad humor and bisexual humor is very similar 

which begs the question: are all dads bi? 

or, more importantly, are all bisexuals secretly dads??  

eggos out for eleven

can we just pause and appreciate the complete lack of meaning this sentence has without cultural context?

like, a time traveller from 2015 would not be able to parse this sentence for any meaning whatsoever, yet here it is being reblogged thousands of times despite being, on its face, utter nonsense.

I love humans.

im a solid 2/10 but im kinky and loyal so hmu

If god never wanted me to like girls then why did he make all of them so beautiful