I need a 💋 STAT my HP is critical
Canes is a government psyop designed to make me ruin my gut health to buy tummy pills from big pharma
Maybe there is no obligation to add value in everything we do. What if we were just hanging out instead
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Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions
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Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.
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This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
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born too late 2 be a pirate captain's whorish cabin boy. born too early to 2 be a post-apocalyptic warlords chained up lap boy. why live
i kno where my talents lie
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BABYBEL CHEESE, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING! THATS RIGHT CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT ON YOUR NEXT ORDER OF BABYBELS VEGAN CHEESE WHEELS!
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STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES
YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS
WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW
*mashes the skip dialogue button*
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I really miss when we kept 6 ft away from each other while in lines
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im literally so so gay and evil btw. if u even cares