Whenever you cook food the ingredients are lezzing out with each other and that's why it tastes so good

— Eric Allen

happy Valentine’s Day! they are putting a heart lollipop into your paper bag. ✨

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

Fresh out tha coma you know I need a pepsi

my sister and i were talking about fucked up female characters and my mother interjected with “we HAVE to lift up pathetic women.” um REAL SHIT!!!!!

i was not made for hookup culture. love me for an eternity or do not touch me at all

“language is socially constructed” to YOU. the heavens descended upon ME to tell me everything’s true name. so

i am doomed by the narrative. ignore that i am also the author of the narrative

Everybody shut up I'm sinking into a daydream universe where I'm loved and nothing is wrong

U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ....calm down queen nothing's happening.......yet

So when the Princess can feel a pea underneath 40 mattresses and beds she’s considered extraordinary and royalty, but when I, autistic,