beheaded by the state

dadchuck is everything to me

i love everything about this troll stuff though

"i'm literally looking at one right now dude"

(via @rlyehtaxidermist)

Oh yall are transgender for reeeeeal. Im just doing it for a biden dollar

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

English added by me :)

samado….. snudder mado……. nndn nosse……shhdnd…. shoOsh…..and ouhhghhh…. nassa PeePo…….

mhm. and then what?

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

mike’s hard past couple of months

thumbs up is one of the most useful and versatile things that an autistic boy can have in his arsenal

i wasn’t made for a 9-5 i was made to be railed in a miniskirt

what level of the dungeon is this

when you know he only likes clowns so you spend all day getting your makeup on and he’s grinding his 8.5x7″ shit against your lime green overalls and youre about to drop that circus pussy down on him when he asks if he can be the top in the stephen king roleplay this time