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Comedian

@musicsweetheart1-blog

shit.
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Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

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ceevee5

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

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Thank you

Thanks to all my fan(s) for my tumblr fame....
My girlfriend Alannah
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My confession

I have don't this for a few years now and I don't know exactly why...but if there is someone from another country ( UK) mostly I will straight up ask them where they are from..THEN they politely tell me where they are from
THEN
I will proceed to tell them how I know someone or about a person I previously lived with who is from there (even though this is a straight up lie) 9/10 I do NOT know ANYTHING where your from, what you do, who lives there.
...I think I just like the way there faces light up like there's a connection to back home. Or that they feel a part of something... I should probably stop lying haha its the only lie I ever tell.
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On a positive note...

Deaf people don't have to worry about the daily struggles of untangling headphones.
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Cinnabon

*me looking at cinnamon buns* Me- yeah can I have one of those please? Just the comically large cinnamon bun with a small black coffee please. Her- here ya go! Me- can I have a bag? I couldn't eat this in one sitting LOL .. ..... Literally 2 minutes later O GOD I ATE ALL OF IT...AND NOW I HAVE AN EMPTY PLASTIC TO GO BAG OF SHAME ...I DISGUST MYSELF

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Note to self;

Lactose intolerance does not just go away. You can't just spend 5 years of your life drinking almond milk and soy milk in your cereal to just go and just play the game "let's see what happens" at second cup by ordering a regular mocha... long story short, the guy on the bus seated in front of me hates me right now. Self... just spend the extra 10 seconds explaining you want soy AND whip cream.

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