James is my spirit animal, I swear.

~Lush Cosmetics Giveaway Time~

Let’s face it, January is a horrible month. So, I’ve decided to do a little Lush giveaway to hopefully bring some cheer to anyone who needs an extra boost to get through this month.

I am giving away the Merry and Bright gift set!

Inside, you’ll find:

A 3.5 oz bar of Snowcake (this soap is great for soothing dry skin)

A 3.3 oz bottle of Beautiful Shower Gel (it has glitter, y’all)

A 1.5 oz pot of Love and Light hand cream (to me, this lotion smells like fruit loops – I keep a pot in my desk at work)

None of these items have been opened, and the winner will receive the unopened wrapped gift as shown in the link above

Giveaway details:

Likes and reblogs count You must be following me, but it’s ok if you follow me after the giveaway starts I’ll ship anywhere in the US Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you for your address if you win

The winner will be randomly selected using an online random number generator

Contest ends on January 31 at 11:59 PM EST.

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This would be amazing to win

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~Lush Cosmetics Giveaway Time~

Let’s face it, January is a horrible month. So, I’ve decided to do a little Lush giveaway to hopefully bring some cheer to anyone who needs an extra boost to get through this month.

I am giving away the Merry and Bright gift set!

Inside, you’ll find:

A 3.5 oz bar of Snowcake (this soap is great for soothing dry skin)

A 3.3 oz bottle of Beautiful Shower Gel (it has glitter, y’all)

A 1.5 oz pot of Love and Light hand cream (to me, this lotion smells like fruit loops – I keep a pot in my desk at work)

None of these items have been opened, and the winner will receive the unopened wrapped gift as shown in the link above

Giveaway details:

Likes and reblogs count You must be following me, but it’s ok if you follow me after the giveaway starts I’ll ship anywhere in the US Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you for your address if you win

The winner will be randomly selected using an online random number generator

Contest ends on January 31 at 11:59 PM EST.

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The Signs As Gordon Ramsay Insults (Vol 2.)

Aries: "One word. BULLSHIT."

Taurus: "You should be embarassed for literally breathing!"

Gemini: "Honestly? Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me?"

Cancer: "Madame...I'm really sorry but you've lost the plot."

Leo: "Drop the bravado and focus!"

Virgo: "This is not loss of control. This is stupidity at its best."

Libra: "You are running yourself into the ground."

Scorpio: "Let me finish my sentence first!"

Saggitarius: "Got a dog at home? Don't feed him that."

Capricorn: "WHAT is that?"

Aquarius: "You are making so many mistakes you've lost track of what's right and what's wrong."

Pisces: "I feel like screaming because it's like you're in denial!"

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Everyone needs an adorable Gordon Ramsay on their dash

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Kitchen Nightmares UK version: "Mushrooms on toast is a simple dish. Just mushrooms on toast. Yours was actually pretty good, there was just a lot going on you probably didn't need."

Kitchen Nightmares US version: COMING UP NEXT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES *Ride of the Valkyries plays* *50 tracks of explosion sounds* CHEF RAMSAY DOESN'T liKE THE F00D??????!!!!!! *strobe like montage of Gordon Ramsay eating intercut with atomic bomb stock footage* "WHAT THE F%%% IS THIS F%&%ING GARBAGE????" *Chef throws plate* *shot is repeated 4 times* "UNF%%%ING BELIEVABLE" *SURROUND SOUND MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* *graphic of Gordon Ramsay literally throwing a knife at your face* *sound of shattering windows*

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Source: silosenovengo

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most importantly, martin got a shutout

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This can't be real life.

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Tomas Hertl 2nd of the game 7-0 Sharks

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Oh my fucking God

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I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

youarethebloodinmyownveins

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe.

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right??

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above.

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80