Sad But Sassy

the only ship i need is a scholarship am i right ladies

The struggle is real.

i need these things. get on it!

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

beautiful animals here

I Get Really Uncomfortable When People Type Like This

by panic at the disco

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

whoever did this, thank you.

where can i buy this hoodie???

The Beast!

I’d like this vehicle.

This would be one hell of a joyride…

A five inch thick windshield?

“You ever wanted to just… Drive through a wall?”

“N… No Mr. President.”

“… But we could…”

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands…

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

What the ever loving fuck?

Why do they sound like someone’s vehicle has a fucked ignition?

Did someone flood these foxes engines?

^^^ exactly my thoughts

fun fact! red foxes make this sound when they have meet their perfect mate or soul mate would you have it! so basically they’re just screaming for all the other red foxes that they have found their love and for all the others to fuck off

Well finally we know what the fox says

have you found your soulmate? do you want to find a great way to show that to the world? scream.