Art for Layers of Fear by Andrzej Dybowski  (Source)

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

Context:

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

when lazy kissing gets intense with that deep breath and hip pull

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

hahahaha best prank i’ve seen in a while

This is singlehandedly one of the funniest and cutest things I’ve ever seen. Relationship goals.

Wow

@asino-pugno

Some Nerd and Jock comics from December-February.

You know you’re in adulthood when you can buy candy and forget about it, eating it hours or days later.

A very curious octopus.

Watch this and be blessed

Awww bae

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

You can find more of my Dismal Doodles at faith_golden_bear on istagram

Yeah, get the FUCK out of the way, Gabe

The fire cleanses

we aren’t build to last as a species

twitch is wild

I see people use FaceRig just right

@psychedeliccorpse

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this