The Land Of What Might Have Been

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

Bonus:

Fan tweets with Ocean’s 8 Cast 

met a dumb ass today, awful

You looked in a mirror?

someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

this is so gay alexa play hayley kiyoko

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I don’t go what else this can be

Supportive dad cat being there for his wife and kids.

A GOOD DAD

“I MASSAGE WIFE AND FEED BABIES I HELP”

HE DOIN HIS BEST <3

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

That is flawless

choose your weapon