Voyeuristic Houseplant

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Typical megacorp board meeting

This is what happens when oil barons meet.

My faouvirte gif. Imagine your spider waking you up

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

make sure to process your lesbian angst about your middle school best friend/worst enemy so it doesn't form a flaw in your guard by which a less-skilled swordswoman might still defeat you

Hey so this interaction is devastating

Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.

Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."

Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?

At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.

No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.

"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.

I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.

This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).

It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

"It's rotten work, but you cannot kill me in any way that matters."

Titania & Oberon

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

Moose (Alces alces), juvenile, piebald coloration, family Cervidae, eastern Norway

photographed by Thomas Morch

COW MOOSE???

Scions of the Seventh Dawn (or at least some of them) ✨💕

characters in their 30's and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling

when you get cleared of regicide charges in the middle of HW

hey its a bunch of folks!!

Standalone designs I created for the tag charms

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charms available for pre-order here

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

nightmare