Bands, Bands, Bands

he’s gay

and he’s still at it

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

i know everyone thinks the whelk saga and gloryholegate are the most off the rails this show has gotten but imo this is a TOP CONTENDOR they literally can't breathe 😭

ryan “hates to see ghosts” bergara and shane “ghosts hate to see him” madej truly make the most absurd ghost hunting duo in existence. the contradicting synergy never ceases to astound me

I'm so sorry I haven't been watching Pod Watcher this whole time.

breaking news: sleepy girl even more sleepy than previously thought

A pleasant surprise.

When he goes back into the dirt

i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it

Six-banded armadillo (Euphractus sexcinctus).

The person in the video is speaking Brazilian Portuguese, which is my native language, so here’s what’s being said as well as a little bonus:

“You’d think he’s dead. He’s just cooling himself off in the sand. Here, check this out. Oop! What’s up, bro? You sleep well?”

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

take your time

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it's fucking friday

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

happy 10 years of its quick, its easy, and its free

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official