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Weird Al Yankovic has remained relevant longer than most of the people he parodied.

Imagine pink season 2 dissing eminem and slim shady, feat joji

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HOW DARE

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Jane Austen, Mansfield Park (via wordsnquotes)

do people actually preheat their ovens

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

Looking at the notes I guess y'all are poor too huh

Smart is attractive

Educate me on some shit I don’t know boo.

The mouth of a Jellyfish is also an anus

Stop