this is a gorgeous painting and I love it very genuinely but I’m also begging someone to edit “are you nasty?” onto those little bitty short shorts
you are my only anchor in these trying times
*epic latin chorus*
These were nasty. Period. Gushers outsold.
These were delicious, sis. You just like for shit to squirt in your mouth
not to be a monsterfucker but this sphinx is…..kinda sexy
sphinx got him
Pretty sure she counts as monstrous lol
to be fair gatekeeping is kind of sphinxes thing
if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains
in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts
dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce
Dang, that’s a dimmadamn shame
hmmm
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.
[Id: tweet from Twitter user @OnWingsOfValor reading "for six-fifty, get a pizza that just fucking hates you" the attached image reads "Personal Beef Pizza $6.50"]
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻♀️💯
He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.
He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life
A being of pure chaos
assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan
Secretary birds as antifascist symbol
OH
okay again i dont go here but why does grandpa got cheeks but the stacked dude on the right has the squarest ass ive ever seen?
Because Grandpa is a sunlight wizard who kicked the ass of the thing that eats vampires 50 years ago and has been roaming around learning about spirit magic and banging his hot wife ever since. Meanwhile the dude on the right is french.
The Cat in the Ventilation Shaft
OP you are the first person I’ve ever encountered whose story vibes are on par with Junji Ito’s
