me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

for her, a watch

for him, floating orb

A little medicine crow with all of her potions 

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

rb to change your fate

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

me talking to hamburgers after two weeks only liquid diet.

what if kevin and bubble bass gay think about it

MICROSOFT EXCEL

He’s taking the picture with the bread

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

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