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Aw, this is cute.
Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this
Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water
Having a bad day?
Remember, you don’t have to take what anyone’s trying to feed you.
are you fucking kidding me
its him
its mash potato
Attelage Mécanique
this is creepy as hell I love it
Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica
This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear
Take this with you
to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this
Wizard: well, I get the sense we’ve finally encountered a problem where murder isn’t the optimal solution
Barbarian: so, what, we try diplomacy?
Wizard: well, let’s not get carried away now
1:1 scale replica of a heat hawk. 2012 http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2012/08/17/a-gundam-weapon-heat-hawk-slices-an-art-museum
Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.
Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.
Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.
Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.
I love this because it implies that going to bed requires combat
The fight for sleep and good rest
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
Thaaaaat’s NATURE
you ever think about how small the switch is
like the majority of the system’s mass is the 720p screen on it
like, behind the screen, this is the Nintendo Switch
that’s it. thats all thats in there more or less
that shit, less than a centimeter thick, is more powerful than an xbox 360. the massive hunk of loud shit that dominated all our living rooms for nearly a decade.
this thing runs Doom.
technology is cool.
Do NOT bother my boy.
DO. FUCKING. NOT.
What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.
WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE
IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:
These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.
They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.
SHEEPNADO
when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.
Moshpit
This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.
WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.
Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED
relatable seals at the end there
“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”
I need more of this shit!
Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.
when u cut a bad person out of ur life
