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@keeppartyvangoing / keeppartyvangoing.tumblr.com

"I'm guessing you'll get the grass knight because you're a massive bara gaylord or the witch fox because canines seem like your go-to yiffyiff fantasy" - satisfied customer --- sentient robot pretending to be human cool art blog for hip kids don't forget to like, comment and subscribe for more Cool Kid Exclusive Content(TM) :0 --- icon by ricco
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twitter seems dead rn so in case anyone checking here to see if it's just you; it's not also hello :)

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fuck it

my twitter handle is @NOT_babysnames

it really hasn’t been anything other than my shout hole as of late but considering recent news, i want to try and be active beyond screaming opinions which may include art stuff, we’ll see.

feel free to follow but don’t be surprised if i dont follow back, i learned my lesson here bout following too many people of casual interest so i already have a cap. we’ll see where i go since what used to be my primary site (here) in my high school days is crashing and burning lol

last call paisanos, see u on the flipside................................... ;0

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oi guv

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be a good egg and toss us a quid me ma n pa are dead

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klapollo

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

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tariqk

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

Lol I can’t believe some of y'all still haven’t heard of candle cove

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i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

  • francieum
  • quirkybrittany
  • justgirlythings
  • “I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
  • we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
  • “you must be fun at parties”
  • cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
  • mitt romney
  • hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
  • hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
  • andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
  • the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
  • superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
  • supernatural has a gif for everything
  • “Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
  • hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
  • the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
  • benedict cumberbatch everywhere
  • that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
  • gangnam style everywhere
  • people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
  • “Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
  • “im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
  • the dancing chandler gif from friends
  • “Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
  • potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
  • the reblog button being at the top of posts
  • cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
  • 27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY
  • song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
  • “ah, the scalene triangle”
  • XD vs :D discourse
  • the most reblogged picture on tumblr
  • doge
  • men of tumblr
  • the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
  • touch my butt and buy me pizza
  • spread this like wildfire
  • tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
  • tumblr island
  • tumblr nation
  • these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
  • tumblr prom
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