academia is fake you can only trust your fists

not to be gay but when girls bite their lip it makes me Feel Things ™

redraw of some mystery-solving gals…jinkies 🔍👀

Beach whatever Instagram / Prints

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Beatrice: “Why not? We already stole a horse!”

Fred: “Hey guys!”

Wirt: “No, we didn’t. Fred’s a talking horse, he can do whatever he wants.”

Fred: “I wanna steal.”

[Wirt gasps]

I was thinking about the various people who’ve portrayed Lemony Snicket and how they interpreted his character. I was gonna write a thoughtful post about characterization and acting but then my hand slipped. 

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha