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Nobody in this game has any chill

He is but you would not believe how little relevance that has to the case

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

he forces you into debt

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

#debt-based economy #bro have u like noticed thats literally the world we live in??#honestly i WISH i had a tom nook in my life are you kidding me????#no rush to make payments just pay when you can if you intend on getting an upgrade#no INTEREST i CANNOT emphasize that enough #great reliable quality of work#always polite when speaking to me???#probably genuinely concerned with my well being????#and yall are disrespecting him like this!? #i think the fuck NOT

The best possible landlord is still a landlord, and stands at the top of a steep incline

He gives you a house for free that you never have to pay back for. He’s not a fucking landlord he’s a real estate agent you dimwitted radioactive mushroom. You’re never gonna get “evicted” you have complete sovereignty over your land, can place anything and everything you can fit in the space, put up whatever decorations paint jobs and wallpapers you want. The only downside is if you want to make a large purchase from HIS STORE you gotta pay off the last large purchase (you can still buy mailboxes and fences and nice cobblestone paths)His entire backstory is that he got his heart broken by capitalism and decided to move to a small town and give people affordable housing and affordable upgrades to said housing.

And the house? The money you don’t even have to pay unless you want HIM to expand your house for you?

18,400 bells

For reference a single apple sells for 100 bells

Which means you pay for a house (really you are paying for the upgrade) for the same price as 15 dozen apples.

You are literally buying a house for the same price as 15. Dozen. Apples

Let’s put that in perspective to say. America. A honeycrisp apple at Kroger costs 1.70 each on average meaning a dozen costs around 20 dollars. Meaning the price of a house in Tom Nooks store (that once again you never even have to pay back) is equivalent to a whopping 306 dollars.

That’s it. To pay off a house and let you get renovations you have to pay less than a single months rent at any apartment.

Go throw a pie in someone’s face since you want to be a clown.

That last line goes so hard.

I immediately had to go put it in Objection Maker.

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon

alien cats 💚‼️

SKIP AND LOAFER Mitsumi & Sousuke

you always on that damn 'Untitled Document'!

thinking about kazuki taking rei and miri to visit yuzuko’s grave during hydrangeas season after kazurei got together. rei bows with respect as he holds kazuki’s hand and tells yuzuko he’ll try his best to take care of kazuki and miri grabs his other hand and does the same and it reduces kazuki to tears because he feels so loved. they sit down in front of her grave as kazuki told her stories about rei’s toasts and miri’s drawings.

every year from there on it becomes a family trip to visit yuzuko in the countryside so kazuki doesn’t have to do it alone anymore

#look at these wholesome family portraits (◦ˆ⌣ˆ◦) (˘⌣˘ʃƪ)

I cannot believe this guy managed to destroy in one episode:

1. Gender roles

2. The whole field of biology

OH

NEW BUDDY DADDIES ART EVERYBODY

link here

i am completely enraptured with this gif

T. yes i assume so

H. helps you better understand the world

I. inspired you to post a stupid kindergarten image

N. honesty is important so yes

K. complimented the penguin

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

another thought about "gen z and gen alpha don't know how to use computers, just phone apps" is that this is intentionally the direction tech companies have pushed things in, they don't want users to understand anything about the underlying system, they want you to just buy a subscription to a thing and if it doesn't do what you need it to, you just upgrade to the more expensive one. users who look at configuration files are their worst nightmare