Oh my gods they’re adorable! Have a nice day at work, Employment Jelly

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

feliz navidad… feliz navidad… feliz navidad…. prospero ano y felicidad…

Without the ñ, that means anus. Prosperous anus

happy holidays everybody

A vampire but instead of sucking blood they are based on fruit bats and just go mad dog on a fruit salad .

actually there’s a surreal painting about this:

vegetarian vampires by Remedios Varo

Chicken cats

Behold, a man

No no, theyre feathered and quadropeds, this is the opposite of a man….. its an anti-man

thanks to that man for creating this fever dream to terrorize me specifically

lady macbeth @ macbeth: 

Edinburgh, Scotland, UK

i’d like to make it clear that being well-read and having dumb bitch energy aren’t mutually exclusive. can i give you an in-depth analysis of an academic article? yeah. am i still a dumb bitch? yeah and proud

i’d like to make it clear that being well-read and having dumb bitch energy aren’t mutually exclusive. can i give you an in-depth analysis of an academic article? yeah. am i still a dumb bitch? yeah and proud

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

The fact that this is pre-covid haunts me

where's the director's cut

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

THE WEST WING 2.09 – “Galileo”

#when you order something online vs when it arrives

His parents knew he was trash lol

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.