(spoilers for chapter 10) The two Brodian princes are having a real one, huh...

My tastes are so predictable I like the sad boys with trauma and eye bags, I just think they deserve a nap

He 😳

feel like i should be sorry about this one

Becoming the cosmic dragon (commission for ardchair on twitter, thank you!) happy lunar new year!

I like chilchuck he's the equivalent of a man in his 50s he's unionized he drinks too much alcohol he's an empty nester and his wife left him. I bet he sits in chairs like this

surprised more people aren’t talking about the “kabru might be the child of an incubi” comic that also features “laios knows way too much about monster reproduction.” was that one just too easy or

laios: erm actually 🤓☝️

laios (complimentary): you look like a bee

sea, swallow me

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

:3

sometimes

"Hey you! grumpy white-haired elezen!"

part 1 - part 2

GILF

God I Love el(F)

>:(