So anything I put here ends up on the internet?

I will allow you to smoke fat doinks with me, mortal. But first, you must face me in battle.

took him over 24 hours to finish his tweet

Torbjörn Boob Mouse pad 

Torbjööb 

Not-So Holy Water

This statue of Jesus, at a Catholic church in Mumbai India, had water trickling down from its toes. Worshipers hailed it a miracle. Some would collect the water and drink it. 

Sanal Edamaruku, a prominent member of India’s small band of miracle-busters, men who dedicate their life to traversing the country demystifying certain beliefs, showed up to investigate the site. He found that the cause behind the water trickling down the statue was actually from an overflowing drain, which was in turn fed by a pipe that issued from a nearby toilet.

Local Catholic Churches filed blasphemy charges against  Edamaruku. He began receiving numerous death threats and was forced to flee to Finland.

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

Russell Van Schaick

This makes me laugh so much

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again

Ms. Frizzle what type of class are you running 😂😂😂

squad

we dem b o y z