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Please Don't Actually Nerf Her

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Kiana | 20 | CT | Slytherin | Formerly HylianDovahkiin
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stars-bean
“That’s how Yubaba controls you, by stealing your name. I’ve tried everything to remember mine.”

Spirited Away (2001) dir. by Hayao Miyazaki

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bimboe

really think it would be funny if tumblr told you how many people had you blocked. even funnier if you got a notification whenever someone blocked you

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That one post that’s like “Why do people always write characters in fantasy and historical settings with a generic ‘vial of oil’ by the bed?” always bugs me

Like what’s not clicking

It’s sex oil for sex, clearly in this setting that’s what it’s specialized for and why it’s there

“What kind of oil? Cooking oil? Saddle oil? Lamp oil?” No clearly it’s a kind used for this purpose

Why do you want an explanation mid sex scene for the production history of this oil. Why is it weird to you that there’s not an in depth explanation of the history of this oil

Do you read contemporary fiction and say “Um excuse me what do you mean there’s a ‘tube of lube’ by the bed? What kind of lube? Is it machinery lubricant? Surgical lubricant? You didn’t explain as the sex scene happened and now I’m so confused!”

Like. Why is this something that breaks a scene for you.

kronk voice:

Tolkien would have given us a detailed production history for the sex oil but god prevented him from doing so sadly and by god I mean c.s lewis of course

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molags-balls

love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

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You get used to painting with only one hand.

Yes, but the alternative is him laying directly under my canvas and staring at me like this:

So instead we take turns, and since this is acrylic, I can wipe it off them with a damp towel if I catch it right away.

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