she read this post with her pussy

maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny...wtf

the ants won't fuck you bro

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

all those celebrities signing a petition against ‘cancel culture’ is so funny....literally what do they think will happen

the duality of thinking people are too sensitive and signing a petition for the very same people to stop being mean to you on twitter..... enchanting. what is going through their minds

vandals in my town lowkey kinda funky doe

Free him!

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581

"I just spent the last 24 hours in Tempe and Phoenix police custody for spraying 'Penis Man,'" Shomer wrote. "They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face.

"Anyone with any doubt who the bad guys are here ... be certain it is the City of Tempe, City of Phoenix, and police forces valleywide. There is no excuse for pointing an AR-15 in the face of a non-violent offender."

Shomer added in further posts that he spent a night at Maricopa County's Fourth Avenue Jail following more than five hours in Tempe police custody, during which time he was giving "nothing to eat."

He wrote that he was "told I wouldn't receive medical attention after requesting it, even though it was posted on the wall to ask if desired. I was having a panic attack, cause they put a fucking assault rifle in my face (that's illegal, both denying medical attn, and excessive force)."

Shomer also wrote in his post-arrest screed, "For the record, I hate the institution of the police. But, I do not think every single cop is a bastard. To say they all are, is imo, stooping to their level of profiling. Some of the detectives I met seemed to be genuine penis man fans."

"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."

the bend

and slap

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

Like who has this kind of time

mcr announcing the reunion on halloween in the year of danger days after their last released song was called “fake your death” in a greatest hits album called “may death never stop you”……… the drama……. the theatrics…………..

when a wild pokemon gets bold and hits u with a “you couldn’t get away!” so u decide to kill it with ur most OP move to teach it a lesson

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

i’m sorry wHAT

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

It’s good to know that other languages do the “pardon my French” thing.

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that