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happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
👌🏾
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
👌🏾
Every now and again I get updates from my friend studying vet med
I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way
When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts
Where was it before?
at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog
Wh
What the fuck
Reblog if you were here for top button
Chris+Chris = Chris ²
I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy
#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion
#the christal gems
STOP
is Thanos supposed to look like Joss Whedon or is it some kind of unfortunate coincidence
thanks I hate it
they’re both dudes who abuse their power, think they’re the hottest shit in the universe, and fucked up the avengers so I don’t see the difference ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry
honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes
the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over
i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year
i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life
Why did I became a super popular meme in US presidential campaign? 1) I live and work in Belgium. 2) I work in my own tattoo shop. 3) I don’t give a flying fuck about US politics. 4) In the case I’d had to express an opinion, I’d say that Donald Trump is a nazi
… so, I have a job, Trump is indeed a racist, and the media that support his campaign all lie.
AND if you’re a US citizen, are poor or middleclass, you need to be a fucking idiot to believe that a billionaire will solve your problems. Billionaires will never solve your problems, they ARE the problem.
Please share to reinform.
– Rouslan Toumaniantz
Me, for the past ten years: Let Tony Stark cry on screen u fucking cowards
Tony Stark: *Cries on screen*
Me: ….,,,.whaT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LISTENING TO ME I DIDN’T MEAN THAT PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR S O HELP ME G-
Hawkeye and Ant Man are probably chilling on the farm’s porch deliberately ignoring their ringing cellphones.
*thanos looks at peter*
me:
what i want to see vs. what marvel makes me see
When you’re an Avenger but Marvel forgets to put you in the new Avengers movie trailer
