The plot of Captain Marvel was literally just the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in space.

Born too early to explore the galaxy and born too late to drunkenly fist fight Victor Hugo in the Parisian sewers

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

remember sitting through social studies and having that “checks and balances” shit drilled into your head for nigh on twelve years. anyway, the president can declare a national emergency for effectively no reason just so he can ignore the will of congress, lol

Thor Ragnarok Gag Reel via torrilla

I love every single one of them.

“The whole thing’s a fucking mess Taika” is my new life slogan. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love this

Honestly never occurred to me that every time Mjolnir comes back to Thor’s hand, Hemsworth has to hold out his hand in total confidence and someone off camera has to just fucking launch this hammer at him.

TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

Time doesn’t get to be indignant.  

…It literally says “President of the Divided States of America” right there on the cover, its not a flattering piece. Maybe if you actually did a little research you’d see that Person of the Year is not about virtue or positivity, its always been about influence and impact and there is no denying that Trump defined 2016 even if it was in the worst possible way.

The framing of the cover is deliberately arranged so the M appears like devil horns on his head, and the posing is deliberately set to mirror the Time cover from 1941 depicting Hitler. Time also published numerous articles in 2016 heavily criticizing him; the August 22 cover of last year featured Trump’s melting face with the headline MELTDOWN (because he was having another one; I can’t tell you which one at this point, there’s been so many, but I’m sure it’s on Twitter).

Time absolutely gets to be indignant.

I am begging people to remember that “person of the year” has never been about praising one great person. It’s about influence. Iirc hitler himself was a time person of the year. So was Stalin. Not because time sang their praises but because they changed the world for better or worse. Because hitler and Stalin and trump are/were incredibly influential on the world. They changed everything around them and everything that came after them. They’re monsters, absolutely and should not be praised. Time is not praising them. Learn to read a damn article before you give the headline a cursory glance and decide you know everything.

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

Fuck you

I needed to see this gifset today..

fucking amen

achilles in the iliad

expectation: a powerful yet fair prince who seeks glory for himself and therefore acts in a way befitting to his honor

reality:

Fat dick spirit is the new big dick energy

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Always Remember:

People be like “if I start with KHIII, I won’t know what’s going on”

I have played every game, watched every cutscene, read the entirety of the Kingdom Hearts wiki, drunk several shots of tequila, sent an email interrogating Tetsuya Nomura, and prayed to god and I still have no idea what the fuck this series is about