“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

The best

Glad he hasn’t been forgotten.

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

The best

Glad he hasn’t been forgotten.

THEY MADE A LIVE ACTION COMMERCIAL FOR GOKUSHUFUDOU: WAY OF THE HOUSE HUSBAND

Some of the best shots:

I love this but would give it all up for either an actual live action show or an anime. Please if you haven’t, check this one out, if it gets enough love we might actually get a show out of it. 

Imperial Snapchat

Imperial Snapchat. Admiral Piett is currently leading the contest.

Thanks for the wonderful idea, @kaelinaloveslomaris and @occasionalinanity

I am sorry

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They’re above 18 so it don’t matter

To be fair, Santa was more concerned about setting up his shop/routine/identity before seeking a wife.

And he knew that she had be a special kind of lady to move away from the comforts of society to a barren winter tundra surrounded by elves so he probably had to do a lot of screening.

If you support Amber Heard, go fuck yourself.

If you call Johnny Depp an abuser, go fuck yourself.

If you enable the continued harassment of his children, go fuck yourself.

If you enable the silencing of male victims, go fuck yourself.

If you trivialize Johnny's suffering for entertainment purposes, go fuck yourself.

If you degrade feminism by supporting Amber simply because she is female, go fuck yourself.

If you tarnish the face of the LGBTQ community by supporting Amber simply because she is bisexual, go fuck yourself.

If you pollute the Me Too tag with Amber's lies, go fuck yourself.

If you follow me but you support Amber Heard, get your disgusting ass off my blog......and then go fuck yourself.

❤THIS BLOG SUPPORTS JOHNNY DEPP❤

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

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I don’t usually pay much attention celebrity news, but uh….Drake needs to back off Millie Bobby Brown… Like I guess I could maybeee understand them having a mentor/mentee relationship, despite their age difference (32 vs 14), since he was once a child actor himself…..but texting “I miss you” and giving her dating advice ain’t that….it’s just yikes…especially considering he’s dating an 18 year old that he’s known since she was 15/16…..

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

Snape: I taught him. He's an idiot. He can't be in a position of power

Mcgonagall: We all taught him. We all know he's the world's biggest idiot. He's not the first idiot we taught who was given power. Welcome to the club

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

These make me so happy

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

if i might add:

This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.

Sometimes things aren’t good. But this.

A masterpiece.

Nine Realms in Norse Mythology

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

84. Retail

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

rEBlOg nOw

Apologists: It’s not a race thing, their names are just hard to pronounce!

The Entirety of Eastern Europe:

Proko, you have enough brain cells to know how stupid this is.

Obviously it’s based on exposure. This is in fact so ludicrously obvious that anyone making a post like this should be understood as arguing in bad faith.

hey, why do you have to go all the way to eastern europe? there’s a german guy I know and I still can’t pronounce his name properly because one of the vowels in it literally doesn’t exist in english

I think Indian (e.g., Tamil, Marathi), Japanese, and Yoruba names are all fairly easy to pronounce. I think (Han) Chinese names are hard. (They often seem monosyllabic or nearly so – but pack about as much information entropy into that single syllable as other languages like English or Japanese put into three or four syllables.)

You could say I’m racist against Chinese people but not against (or less so against) Indians and Japanese and Yorubas, and I guess I’m not sure how I’d disprove that, but I’ll just say that’s now how I subjectively experience this.

There is not a single person in the US who pronounces Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name correctly. At all. We’ve just been given a mispronunciation we all can work with, and that he’s given up on correcting people for.

Lots of names are hard to pronounce, and either you get used to mispronunciations or people just avoiding having to say your name.