5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps!
everyone please watch this
even the designers of Cars had no idea how that shit worked
OH MY GOD
this is like the free space of e3 bingo though
with E3 being a week away I’d like to take this time to remind everyone of this picture of Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen watching Microsoft show off the Kinect
I drew this NSP tweet and my only regret is that I didn’t do it sooner
A Mwila teen wears her hair in heavy coils adorned with beads, Angola, Volkmar Wentzel.
Gold-Filled Tomb of Chinese 'Survivor' Mom Discovered
A Ming Dynasty tomb containing gold treasures has been discovered at a construction site in Nanjing, China. However, the real treasures may be two stone epitaphs that tell the story of the person buried there — Lady Mei, a woman who went from being a concubine to becoming a political and military strategist.
The epitaphs, found inside the brick tomb, reveal that Lady Mei was a 21-year-old “unwashed and unkempt” woman who “called herself the survivor.” Later she became the mother of a duke who ruled a province in southwest China. Lady Mei came to wield much power, providing her son with “strategies for bringing peace to the barbarian tribes and pacifying faraway lands,” according to the epitaphs, which were translated from Chinese.
The treasures in her more than 500-year-old tomb include gold bracelets, a gold fragrance box and gold hairpins, all inlaid with a mix of gemstones, including sapphires, rubies and turquoise. Read more.
Nought to three sad onions.
SO I DISCOVERED THESE SCARVES
AND THEY MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
YOU HAVE
FREAKING
WINGS
WHERE CAN I GET THESE
You can buy them from this store on Etsy!
a fantasy book where:
- the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion
- the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels
- the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates
- the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever
- the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era- ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’
- the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery
- the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’
- the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses
- the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures
- the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’
I have a mighty need for this.
this is so cool and interactive!