some day ill be able to post this on thursday

it’s out of touch thursday

fuck dude it sure is

this makes me giggle unreasonably 

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

good evening to eldest daughters, people with a complicated relationship with their mother, service industry workers, big tiddy bitches, college dropouts, people who are spiritual but not religious, they/thems, nintendo gamers, and friendless loners

Gay📑Irl

the tedtalk we NEED

‘For years, there’s only been one passenger waiting at the Kami-Shirataki train station in the northernmost island of Hokkaido, Japan: A high-school girl, on her way to class. The train stops there only twice a day—once to pick up the girl and again to drop her off after the school day is over.It sounds like a Hayao Miyazaki film. But according to CCTV News, it was a decision that Japan Railways—the group that operates the country’s railway network—made more than three years ago. At that time, ridership at the Kami-Shirataki station had dramatically fallen because of its remote location, and freight service had ended there as well. Japan Railways was getting ready to shut the station down for good—until they noticed that it was still being used every day by the high-schooler. So they decided to keep the station open for her until she graduates. The company’s even adjusted the train’s timetable according to the girl’s schedule. The unnamed girl is expected to graduate this March, which is when the station will finally be closed.’

Baby girl graduated

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

okay me

Andreas Nicolas Fischer Schwarm 2015 Orange

sometimes you’re listening to springsteen on shuffle and you just kind of

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