welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning
Will they do my dishes?
they will Slay your dishes
What about the laundry?
they will Slay your laundry
what about the minotaur harassing my cows
they will Have Sex with the minotaur
the face you make when the archdruid you've been pining after for almost 50 years finally notices you
Spent Christmas drawing Gale ♡
alright alright I know no one likes reblogging polls, but please at least like the darn thing so the algorithm might send it to for you pages
little tyrant
something something
motivational quote
something something
they diagnosed me with i love you and it’s incurable
patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me
“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles
I haven't seen any good enneagram quizzes online, so I made one myself using content from the most comprehensive book about it (which I highly recommend reading, it's basically free therapy). Only 2 questions so it shouldn't take long :)
Giving my fave boy some love
yeah man it's a really good show. the first 3 seasons are on Sloobi but the reboot 4th and 5th are only streaming on Grulbo. there's also a feature film which is like, a little divisive but if you find yourself wanting more u can watch it free with ads on Dooboo or rent it through the $30 Scumbli Channel plug-in for Prime Video. I'd say we should watch some of it tonight but I was planning on catching the bi-annual brutal gladiatorial match between Netflix and Hulu to decide who gets streaming rights to The Office. yeah last time a guy got his lungs ripped out by a Blumhouse lighting grip it was crazy
Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.
days late da day post, my faves :)
As an end of year present (and because I won't be able to bring u anything new until next week), have that one comic I posted for the VIPs a while back