BREAKING NEWS: Local genus man stupid about his feelings
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Women talk
Sakura: Girls, Hinata is pregnant again... with a girl this time.
Ino: What?! How could she do this without us?
Karui: Yeah, we made a deal to all get pregnant at the same time.
Temari: I bet it's Naruto's fault...
Sakura: That's it. She's out of our group!
Tenten: Seriously Sakura, that is your priority?
Later on.
Girls: Hinata, congratulations!
Hinata: I... I swear this wasn't planned! It's just... you know... Naruto-kun doesn't like to use p-protec...
Sakura: It's alright, Hinata. We know what happened. When you are with Naruto in the intimacy, you get so carried on, you don't even realize if he's wearing protection or not. Just so you know, my Sasuke never uses protection either. -winks-
Ino: Then how come you are not getting pregnant, Sakura? Oh, I forgot. Your husband is almost never around. -chuckles-
Sakura: Shut up, Ino!
Temari: My husband doesn't use protection either... his tailed babies must be as lazy as he is... Luckily for me, he's not as lazy in bed as I expected. -smirks-
Ino: Naughty Temari, getting the best of Shikamaru. That's my girl! With Sai everything is unpredictable, so who knows, maybe I will get pregnant soon too. Hehe.
Karui: I always think I'm pregnant, but then I realize it's just gas...
Ino: Yup, that's Choji's wife for ya!
Tenten: Guys... if Lee didn't use protection, Konoha would've been filled with mini Lee's.
Hinata: Next time, let's plan to all get pregnant at the same time again!
Girls: Next time?! You already want a third?!
Hinata: N-naruto-kun said he wants twenty or more.
Sakura: We are not talking about shadow clones here!
Sasuke interrupts: Sakura, I want twenty one or more children.
Sakura: Then let's start working on that, SHANNARO!
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My Naruto ships
Here’s another list of my favorite Naruto couples and the reason why I ship them in short.
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I’m your fangirl
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Some drawings~ 1/2🦋🐍
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Some Mitsucho drawings 🐍🦋
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“No,” he whispers in the common tongue, but he does not move.
“I must,” she says in the same language, “it’ll kill you if it stays.”
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Commission for @coppercrane2 . Her fics are so dazzling.
Thank you so much!!!
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Happy Valentine's day ❤️
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NARUTO SHIP KICKSTARTER
Hiiii! Please check out my kickstarter! Hopefully your favorite Naruto ship is among one of these!
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🌺🌻🌼🌺🌻🌼🌺🌻🌼🌺🌻🌼🌺🌻🌼🌺🌻
LEESAKU AND SAIINO
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.。.:*・ SaiIno matching icons ・*:.。.
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• Hope you like it! They are so cute!
✨ Requested by shine0115 ✨
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❁Naruto couples: flowers lockscreen❁
🍃Credits to fanartists🍃
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<333
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long time no see, tsunade-hime ~