Random Thoughts

The elephant is making those chirps because they’re excited at the noise the drum makes. Some zoos give their elephants drums or horns to play with if they noticed they like making noise/“are musically inclined”. Shanthi of the Smithsonian Zoo became an internet sensation for her compositions on the harmonica:

Day 783 of reblogging videos of elephants.

Oh my goodness, the happy elephant chirps. I was dying from the level of cuteness.

Had other plans for art and then I see this on Pinterest... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

she was born in a cardboard box all alone

POLL: definite article in referring to numbered highways

i realize there is a distinct norcal/socal split re: "the" but there r limited answer options here. sorry for balling you guys together. sorry also for all non coastal usa states

for the purposes of this poll i guess hawai'i and alaska are both sort of west coast

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

im back!!!

Id really like to take this account more seriously but i have no idea how tumblr works lmao

yeet the feels.

original idea HERE

So that’s basically how it went down

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

Glad it’s not just me

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

@forbiddenpebble this passed the peer review:

Based on what Tamsyn Muir said about Alecto “hopefully” being the last book. I wish I could tell her directly “Do it. If the story needs to be longer do it. Hell make an entire book about the Harrow Nova au cause it ties into some later arc. Take up space. Dominate the genre.So many male writers make 5-8 books about some fantasy/Sci-fi world cause they feel like they have the audience’s attention to do so. And to be completely honest Tamsyn Muir has my attention like no other. Like yes girl make me read 3 more books consisting of 500-600 pages. I am sat.

Elephant Trunk Snake aka Javan File Snake (Acrochordus javanicus), family Acrochordidae, Malaysia

photograph by Bryce Trevett

these things are WAYYY smaller than this photo makes them look btw

teeny lil guys.

he looks like he's about to burst into hysterical tears

Okay but why do they look like if a giant river otter was a anake??