“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

Not all character development is positive. Characters can, and in my opinion, should, develop both negative and positive traits throughout the course of their story. As the story goes, they shouldn’t be perfected, they’re people, not artpieces, and so there shouldn’t be a stage where they’ve improved/changed exclusively for the better, to the point where they have no negative traits at all. 

in 2005 supernatural was created. this has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

cats will be like "mreep" and every human in the vicinity will be like yes maam youre so right you know everything we love you

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground 

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

literally for the rest of my life whenever something gets stuck I’m going to be like “what is this, the Suez Canal?”