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this blog contains: LOTR/hobbit, dragon age, merlin, skyrim, and other tomfoolery. sometimes i post fanart, silly drabbles, and personal feels. i am a special education teacher, dedicated nerd, and internet/xbox junkie. http://unshuttered.deviantart.com
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ryebreadgf

but like… what if all the names in lotr were normal names…. what if aragorn was called george instead. what if frodo was donald. why is this so funny to me

#Larry what do your elf eyes see 

#ben son of terrance

Sam, Cam, Jim, Tim, Danny, Manny, Josh, Joe, Jack, Terry, Jerry, Harry, and the leader of our company, Chad.

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leftforbed

sometimes I feel like Dorian is too cute for his class specialization

I mean, google necromancer, this is what you’ll get:

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer?!:

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Elrond: So this is your purpose? To enter the mountain.
Thorin: What of it?
Elrond: There are some who would not deem it wise.
Gandalf: Who do you mean?
Elrond: Everyone. There's a fucking dragon in there. What the fuck.
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And Elrond Half-Elven looked into the eyes of his daughter Arwen and said, ‘NO WAY, you CANNOT marry that human. Humans are gross.’ And to that Arwen replied, ‘But father, did not your brother Elros choose to live as a human and founded Númenor, the great nation of men from which Aragorn is descended?’ Elrond then said, ‘Shut up.’

J.R.R. Tolkien, somewhere in The Lord of the Rings, probably.  (via whatiftolkienwrotethemovies)

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Tolkien Book Cover Redesign Contest

March 1 – March 23 

Often times when we find ourselves in search of a good book, we seek out the ones with the most enticing cover art. The various styles used and choices made by illustrators have been the topic of many debates among fans of the books behind these covers. Have you ever found the artist in you thinking about which scenes would have made the best cover for a book? Well here’s your chance to showcase your ideas! In honour of Tolkien Reading Month, Middle-earth News is holding a Tolkien Book Cover Redesign Contest.

Tolkien Haiku Contest

March 11 – March 25

We’ll be having a Tolkien-themed Haiku contest on our social media feeds. Polish your prose and watch for our announcement on March 11!

Prizes for these contests have been donated by our friends at Houghton Mifflin Harcourt and Funko. Join in the fun and you could be one of the lucky winners of some great prizes!

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE IN THE MERLIN FANDOM IN 2015

I want to know how many of us beautiful fans there are, still going strong! :)

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So here are a much younger Merlin and Will(iam) of Ealdor, the moment the wee warlock first finds a friend to share his secret with! ^__^

Aughhh… I would have melted at some childhood flashbacks on the show… but anyway, I had fun with a more cartoony style again - along with some simple animation! (MY ART TAG)

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Warden: My Warden skills allow me to sense darkspawn and slay the archdemon!
Inquisitor: My mark makes me the only one who can seal Fade rifts and close the Breach!
Hawke: I have a super power too!
Hawke: [holds up both middle fingers and backflips out a window]
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