In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

mum: hey can I borrow your computer 

me: umm sure one sec

'*works hard for 10 minutes* wow this is too much *takes 2 hour long break*' squad

aries, taurus, gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces

‘hey bro, do you have a light?’

‘bro, you are my light’

*clutches heart* ’… bro’

Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon had the misfortune of finding out that a casual day with Nicole Kidman some years ago had actually been a date, which he destroyed any chance of happening again by spending the entire time playing video games and eating cheese…

This is 100% my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on television. Seriously, if you haven’t seen this interview, you’re blowing it. It’s the most hilarious, real thing that’s ever happened in late night television history. 

Me before social events

i dont have time for a relationship; do you know how many books i need to read

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

This is the best explanation for it I’ve ever found.

holy shit i feel TERRIBLE for everyone with an anxiety disorder now.

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GOD BLESS THOSE PEOPLE WHO SUGGEST YOU COPY THEIR HOMEWORK AND GIVE YOU THEIR AGENDA WHEN YOU’VE BEEN OFF SICK FOR A DAY AND GOD BLESS THOSE PEOPLE THAT REMIND YOU THERE’S A TEST IN FOUR DAYS 

GOD B L E S S THEM

Unusual Bird Nests Built In The Weirdest Places

Every time donald trump comes up in conversation I make damn sure to mention that he’s a violent rapist. I don’t want anyone forgetting that.

IS HE not surprising but I’d never heard that before ??

TW for rape, violent assault:

“After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon.

“Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” Trump cried.

What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation. He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants.

“Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified… It is a violent assault,” Hurt writes. “According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’”

Following the incident, Ivana ran upstairs, hid behind a locked door, and remained there “crying for the rest of night.” When she returned to the master bedroom in the morning, he was there.

“As she looks in horror at the ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with menacing casualness: ‘Does it hurt?’”

Trumps lawyer on the incident: “You’re talking about the front-runner for the GOP, presidential candidate, as well as a private individual who never raped anybody. And, of course, understand that by the very definition, you can’t rape your spouse.”

So basically not only did he violently rape her, it was dismissed with the claim that it is impossible for someone to rape their spouse, which we all know is bullshit.

This is horrible thank you for taking the time to find that for me. I am disgusted

He is a terrible human being, racist piece of shit, rapist, and still an overwhelming amount of people want him to be president. Frankly, it’s terrifying. I will move country if he becomes president.

I would like to add that Trump’s lawyer is completely ignorant of the law.  By 1993, largely in response to the women’s rights and equality movement, every state and the District of Columbia had passed laws against marital rape.

Ivana’s accusation of rape–which made it was far as a legal deposition in 1993, so it’s doubtful if she meant it, as she now claims, “only in the emotional sense”–was first made in 1989. However, spousal rape was legal in New York until 1984. Ergo, spousal rape is not only illegal everywhere in the country, it was illegal in the state in which Trump was domiciled when this happened.

I think that this goes a long way toward showing what kind of a person Trump is. If he broke the law, he would lie and say that the law didn’t exist. He would get others to lie for him and to tacitly threaten any reporter by reminding the reporter just how much of a bullying coward powerful Trump is. And he would be outraged that anyone expected him to be responsible for his own words and actions.  After all, that’s how he acted then and is acting now.

Every person in American deserves better than this slimetoad being in charge.