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When my family had one cell phone my dad would insist on us keeping our calls home to under a minute cause the first minute was free

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

someone do a graph

you rang?

I couldn’t resist

This is the science I’m here for

“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)

The war crimes are fictional but my annoyance is real.

i get so fucking cocky after making the bed like hell yeah I've got my life together. i could totally write a novel. if i wanted to

Itaewon Class — (2020, netflix)

oh to be the girl who makes it til the end of a horror movie caked in blood

every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf

like let’s unpack this behind the scenes photo:

1. that’s taika’s forearm and and he clearly practiced writing tattoo ideas on his own arm, in ballpoint pen, moments before shooting, and “loki 4 eva” was a rejected idea

2. thor’s tattoo is also written in ballpoint pen

3. chris hemsworth has absurdly well-manicured hands. not relevant to this discussion but it’s worth pointing out 

If Hulk can smash Thor around and not even break his skin, what I want to know is what kind of freakin needle can actually bust through that godly epidermis and make a lasting impression on it. These are important questions.

serious answer: skurge, also an asgardian, has head tattoos, so ostensibly there’s some kind of godly tattoo parlor out there

fun answer: thor possibly, in canon, also literally wrote this “tattoo” in ballpoint pen and just kept writing over it whenever it faded because he’s not quite sure what a tattoo actually is 

better answer: there is no godly tattoo parlor and skurge also does his tattoos in ballpoint pen

This post is the galaxy brain meme in written form

would people still call him one of the greatest directors of all time if his name was alfred hitchpussy. exactly

As an asthmatic, this was critical advice. It can also be helpful to splash cold water on the back of your neck or forehead, which helps distract you from the panic. 

If you are having issues with what it feels like breathing in a mask, practice in a calm environment where you feel relaxed, and if you can’t get it to be ok, try different masks.

yeah it's absolutely important that we talk about how masks can make people feel like they can't breathe, and that is itself difficult. my mom has straight up developed some sort of agoraphobia during the pandemic and has had to skip out on events because she can't be in a crowded room with a mask.

good idea to check in with your body and what you're feeling, what exactly is it that's causing that suffocating feeling? is it contact with the material or the way it traps warmth near your face? try different fits and materials

bad and naughty symbiotes get put in the salad spinner

The perfect AITA

SIL = Sister in Law MIL = Mother in Law FIL = Father in law BIL = Brother in Law

Absolutely love the cousin who’s just here for the drama in this

I do really love that Venom 2 didn't get rid of Dr. Dan. I was worried about that but nope! He was plenty willing to follow his fiancee's ex-fiance into a cathedral full of very violent aliens in order to rescue his fiancee. No jealously, no death, just fire and sound but without the sound!

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.