#smol

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So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

Broglar.

@mylifeisamusicalreference

I spend more time looking for CC than actually playing the game.

Tbh weave is the best invention ever made yet black girls are STILL steady getting roasted for wearing them , bitch I’m feeling like Halle berry today so guess what hoe … imma do me a short sew in … watchu boutta do ?? Cut your actual hair and grow it all over again ??? HA! Try again . Bitch I’m feeling like storm today so guess what ?? Imma buy me a silver wig for 24.99 … watchu boutta do ?? Bleach and dye your actual hair???!!? Meanwhile I’ve already played in 12 different hairstyle in a month .. so to all the non black girls who don’t “need” weave , you’re really playing your own self

Weave is still trash, sorry.

Can somebody please come get they mans ? Because I’m wondering who asked him .

Keith Sweat: Noboooooooooody

With his ashy ass

Weave is still trash, don’t be mad because my hair is longer than yours.

Nigga you could be pochahontas , and guess what ??? I’m still gon order dis aliexpress first class shipping weave . Hell is you saying

You could have the Tyler Perry Madea VIP Weave membership of Weaves'R'Us. Still. 🚮🚮

anyways which look is y’alls favorite 

You are so beautiful!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

Ignore his crusty self and do you, boo!!

@weloveblackgirls WHERE! DO! YOU! GET! YOUR! BRALETTES?!!…..& bundles/wigs

That cream colored bralette 😍😍😍

(via megsullivan07)

i feel attacked!!!

Michael on Crystal’s Instagram Story - May 27th, 2017

tfw you’re yelling “i gotta get better” while listening to mmith but you haven’t improved your life at all

luke & michael on instagram - may 28, 2017

Harry Potter Cast Announcement Shoot 2000

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.