The Artemis

A must-watch: MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle reminds everyone of the known sexual assault accusations against Donald Trump, one by one, in detail.

if u try to pull me in the deep part of the pool i will fucking snap your neck

u kno when you’re crying and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you’re like??? if this was a movie this scene would have won me an oscar

she did that

would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant:

“and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women —  head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the president of the United States.”

Fucking mic drop

happy corgi running at full speed

He’s so handsome!

howdy

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

“What they should do is take a knee and shove it right up your orange –”

a wolf in sheep’s clothing

they’re on a stealth mission

Mareep

every cat ever

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried