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I bought the world this morning

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nerdy bisexual witch that studies art, plays video games and shares memes (https://www.deviantart.com/yianz)
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hairtusk

okay new ask game. what's your ethnicity and can you slav squat (squat directly down with your heels touching the floor).

observations I've made so far, with a sample size of over 1000:

  • most, but not all, ethnically slavic people are able to slav squat.
  • most balkan people are also able to
  • any slavic and balkan people who can't slav squat are ashamed at the fact
  • the ethnicity with the highest ability to slav squat seems to be ashkenazi jews, with many responding and only 1 or 2 being unable to
  • people are confusing the slav squat with the asian squat - afaik, the slav squat has a wider stance, with your knees pointed outwards. the asian squat is narrower stance, with your knees tucked under your chin
  • nevertheless, most east and southeast asian people seem to be able to do both, and were astonished that other people find it hard
  • most americans don't seem to know what an ethnicity is, with lots of them just responding 'american' or 'white' (one of those is a nationality, the other is a race)
  • most european americans cannot slav squat, but those who could almost universally answered that they are largely ethnically slavic
  • the numbers were around 50% for native american respondees, though lots of european americans seemed to claim they have native friends who can
  • a lot more people in the world have ehlers danlos syndrome (hEDS) than I would have imagined (I have it too)
  • a lot of people in the notes claimed that the ability to slav squat came from flexibility in childhood, which is an interesting theory. however, I have serious issues with the external rotator cuff on my hip, and I can still do it easily
  • very few southern europeans or arabs answered, so numbers still inconclusive there
  • south americans (people with mixed indigenous and iberian heritage) seem to be able to do it more often than not
  • the numbers are around 50% for ethnically british and irish people
  • bonus observation: one american described their ethnicity as 'catholic', and another as 'anglo-saxon' which is the funniest thing I've ever fucking read
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FOLK HORROR: A subgenre of horror which uses elements of folklore to invoke fear in its audience. Typical elements include a rural setting and themes of isolation, religion, the power of nature, and the potential darkness of rural landscapes. Many derive their horror from the actions and beliefs of people; the primary focus of the stories is often upon naïve outsiders coming up against these forces

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We stan!!!!

chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

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itsanidiom

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

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Quotes: 1.) Louise Glück, From Averno; “Blue Rotunda” 2.) Ocean Vuong, from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous 3.) Clarice Lispector, from Selected Crônicas; “Excess and Privation ,” 4.) Rachel Cusk, on the reception of Aftermath, as cited in Olivia Sudjic’s Exposure

Art: 1.) Daniel F. Gerhartz 2.) Adrian Ghenie, Henrik Uldalen 3.) Helene Delmaire, Glenn Brown 4.) Alexandra Levasseur

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hrtsuit

Streaming Service Rant

You could make this shorter by just going  “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time.

I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content and i encourage everyone else to do the same! Don’t be a little bitch like chemychems and jump aboard the ship, matey!

I Am Once Again Posting Web Lonks

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alphacrone

bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches

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