me, a known gay

tv networks: i just don’t know :/ if we can afford :/ to give brooklyn 99 :/ another season u guys :///

also tv networks: hooty hoo supernatural 14th season :)

these four guardians are all that what stand between our world and utter chaos

I made a playlist that was just one Mountain Goats song and spotify roasted the shit out of me

im a shitty bitch for not owning this

A British graffiti artist’s year-long battle with a local council – and how that squabble transformed an otherwise unremarkable brick building – has been recorded in a gloriously amusing photo series.

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This kind of thing always makes me feel weirdly patriotic.

my dentist had so many fingers in my mouth i almost called him “daddy”.

Yall are fuckin weird

you don’t go to the dentist?

im a simple human with simple needs

First android on trial (2018)

uncanny

me when someone tells me shit like “you know all these meds are actually worse for you they turn you into a zombie ://”, “you should try yoga”, “why dont you exercise more”:

Hey everybody I have some really shocking news about the guys who have been bashing minority groups for 20 years.

hmmm

this image exudes a power that becomes more frightening the longer you look at it

hardcore party bro style but theyre wearing minions shirts instead of agressively sexist shit

Me @ myself: why :) the Fuck™ :) did :) you :) do :) that :):):)