Procrastinators paradise

eating between respawns

I’m

Dogs are so beautiful we literally don’t deserve them and they need to live forever.

Bill Nye the boobie guy

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

this is like. top three favorite vines ever i’m crying

Daliah Ammar | evxlution

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever