girl: hey wats ur sign?
me:
it’s 2016 and I’m still thinking about this
current aesthetic: vin accardi beating the shit out of his guitar @ the end of you won’t know in brooklyn, 2013
the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic.
well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today
no matter where you go, there’s always that one girl who carries the entire drug store in her purse. headache? she has you covered with an advil. unexpected visitor from aunt flow? “what do you need girl? regulars or supers?” feeling like your blood sugar is low? *whips out some chocolate* hair tie just broke? she has 5 extra ones on her wrist.
not all heroes wear capes. sometimes they just carry a giant purse around.
damn even Wonder Woman doesn’t have time for terf nonsense