What i ate and who was there :)

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

Same

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

OMGGGG

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

Legit me

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

so, it’s a show? it’s a lifestyle. it’s a religion.

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/