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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.
twitter amazes me. shoutout to all the john lesbians
john lesbians dress like john wick and jon lesbians who dress like jon arbuckle from garfield
theyre sub-genres
(via @abyssal-gaze)
its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical
Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.
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[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]
babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again
They found love between a rock and a hard place
It’s okay honey, Kate Middleton’s gone to live on a farm. She’ll be happier there. No, we can’t go visit, but she’s with all the corgis we sent up there to be in a better place.
how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me
[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #love handles... happy trails... smile lines... #they are all colors in the rainbow of bodily perfection /End ID]
If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted
Technically this passes the bechdel test
bechdel test but the himbos are trying to get in
@fraddit you canNOT just leave this in the tags
Romeo + Juliet (1996) Trivia: Shakespeare described Tybalt swordsmanship as “showy”. To transform this into flamboyant gunplay, John Leguizamo worked with choreographer John ‘Cha Cha’ O'Connell to create a flamenco-inspired style.
This is the new gender John Leguizamo invented that one time in case anyone was curious
i <3 menial tasks. for srs.
in the bar passing the phone around saying “have you read this poem? have you read this poem?”
